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Joe Biden: My Wife Controls My Policy Positions By Withholding Sex

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Have you ever had a friend tell you that if he didn’t do something, his wife would withhold sex from him or make him sleep on the couch? Now imagine that friend is the President of the United States and that “something” is United States policy positions. Now imagine, because he’s a privileged man who lives in the White House, that the couch is another bedroom in his gigantic mansion. According to Joe Biden, his wife controls what he does and says for the country by withholding sex from him.

At a speech at Tidewater Community College promoting his wasteful, pork-filled infrastructure plan, Biden played to the crowd, telling them that public schooling should include two free years of college — and that the rich would fund it by paying their “fair share.”

“It is paid for by making sure corporate America and the wealthiest 1% pay their fair share,” Biden said. Then he told everyone, adding that his wife forced him to support free college by withholding sex from him — or threatening to make him “sleep in another bedroom.” And true to form, Dementia Joe forgot he’s President, falling back to when he was Vice President:

“By the way, I have to admit, if I didn’t have these positions I would be sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom, rather than the Vice Presidents – uh Presidents bedroom.”

Do we really need someone so weak in the Oval Office? Someone who at any given moment can forget that he’s the most powerful man in the free world? Joe Biden is a constant embarrassment to America. This might be funny under normal circumstances, but this aged, frail, cognitively-declining old man has the power to completely destroy America. Watch the speech below:

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Samantha is a proud patriot living in central Pennsylvania. She is a mother of three, a lifelong Christian, and the wife of a soldier who is currently defending our country from evil.

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